Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I hate it when people put their bare feet up. It’s so gross
My toenails are painted
Flipflops always make my feet dirty
I prefer to go barefoot than anything
I love running through puddles in my bare feet
I wear my shoes in the house
I wear socks to bed
My big toe is smaller than my second toe
I can stick my foot behind my head
I wish I could stick my foot behind my head
I wear toe rings
My feet tend to be smelly towards the end of the day
Psh screw that my feet smell like roses
I sometimes forget to wash my feet
Oops
I wear shoes according to the weather/activity I’m doing – boots for rain, flipflops when it’s warm out, tennis shoes for exercise
Actually, no, I just wear the first pair of shoes I see in the morning
I sit on my feet a lot – as in, I tuck them up under me when I sit down
My feet fall asleep easily
I have big feet
I have small feet

When I first read "flying objects", I imagined a shoe flying through the air
Birds singing in the morning really annoy me. I want to throw a shoe at them
I wish I could fly
Flying dinosaurs must’ve looked awesome
I think I’d like to be a human cannon ball one day
If I ever flew, I’d rather not have wings. I’d just like to…be able to fly
I’m envious of birds. Until they crap on me. Then I just want to kill them
Flying squirrels are cool
Oh…squirrels can fly?
Wings are very interesting, from a scientific point of view
I’ve flown in an airplane
I’ve flown in a blimp
I’ve flown in a hot air balloon

The word "revolting" sounds really cool. Not necessarily the meaning, but the sound of it. Reeevolting…
I sometimes read the dictionary
I like to flip dictionaries open to a random page and pick out a random word
Most of my "sex ed" came from the dictionary
I have a favorite word because of its sound
I have a favorite word because of its meaning
I like words
My dictionary is all used looking, with pages bent and marked
My dictionary is practically new
I like looking up words on the Internet
Webster is a hell of a guy
Was Webster really an actual guy?
I try to use new words in my everyday language
I have the worst vocabulary of anyone I know
I have a pretty good vocabulary
Prithee, prithee!!…isn’t that a cool word?
And I actually know what it means
If I can’t think of the word(s) I want to use, I do something like flap my hands violently or just say "Uh, uh" about a thousand times
I’ve tried to make up my own language
…it didn’t work very well

Is it true toilets flush in different directions in different parts of the world?
I wonder why they do that
I know why they do that
I ball up my toilet paper
I fold up my toilet paper
I’m not quite sure what I do with my toilet paper…most of the time I just want to use it
My bathroom has two doors
My bathroom only has a toilet in it
It’s the best damn toilet in the world
I have trouble flushing my toilet sometimes…the flushy thingie is broken
My toilet seat is padded
When I use public restrooms, I line the seat with toilet paper
I like using different words to say "bathroom": loo, john, facilities…
My toilet paper is so freaking papery…it hurts my ass
I sit up straight on the toilet
My toilet paper seems to have a perpetual runningout problem
So I have the problem of sitting on the toilet, with no toilet paper, wondering what to do…
I read on the toilet
I have magazines/ books next to the toilet
I’ve dropped something in the toilet
…and fished it out
I’ve had to flush my pet fish down the toilet
And I’ve probably drowned a few ants, too
I only flush after doing "number two"

I am a proud wooden pencil supporter
Mechanical pencils are nice, but it sucks when they run out of lead
I like it when pencils have stuff written on it
But it sucks when you sharpen it so much you can’t really read it
I have a pencil sharpener
I usually get lead stuck in my pencil sharpener, and then it doesn’t work…
I think the plural word for "pencil" should be "penci"
I usually end up losing pencils before they get all worn down
I have at least one pencil that the eraser is bigger than the actual pencil
My pencil must be sharp…at all times
I have a little obsession with sharpening my pencil
I like pencil dust
I like emptying pencil sharpeners
I’ve tried to sharpen a pen before
I’ve tried to sharpen a mechanical pencil before
I’ve tried to sharpen a crayon before
I’ve tried to sharpen a marker before
I broke the pencil sharpener trying to one or more of the above
When I’m about to take a test, I have a "Number Two" mania – if anyone asks for one, I get all bitchy at them
I’ve poked myself in the eye with a pencil before
There’s nothing like the smell of a freshly sharpened pencil
I run with sharpened pencils – who cares what anyone says about poking your eye out?
I used to run with sharpened pencils, until I hurt myself doing so
I like hand crank pencil sharpeners
I like mechanical pencil sharpeners
I didn’t know there were so many things to say about pencils and pencil paraphernalia